brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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