but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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