Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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