put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize