return my video game
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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