Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She announced her abortion via fbk
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Randomize
