ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
