i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Randomize
