butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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