OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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