Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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