just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
