STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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