she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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