Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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