Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I would fuck him just for his dog
My vagina is very pro this idea
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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