i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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