This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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