Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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