Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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