guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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