and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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