Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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