She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
