worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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