my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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