Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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