you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
