never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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