I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I did not marry a roomba.
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