After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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