Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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