You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
did i walk over a car last night?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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