I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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