when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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