Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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