i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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