your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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