she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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