Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize