so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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