I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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