Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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