Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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