Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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