Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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