Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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