to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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