I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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