***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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