she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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