The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Are we in a gay sports bar?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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