He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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