Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Two words: blizzard sex
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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