I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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