its not stalking. its research.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Randomize
