Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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